Farts are just butt burps

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amporeon:

basedmadoka:

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

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I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN

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kldzbop:

kldzbop:

see if u can unscramble this sentence: go aawy

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correct

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stevebuckey:

hippofoliage:

stevebuckey:

raise your hand if you have a bionic arm kink and are not afraid to admit it

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oh my
god
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the-listening:

coopthefall:

phyerfly:

holmesiswheretheheartis:

Call Me Maybe came out 2 years ago

2 years ago

has anyone called her yet?

maybe

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katthemultitasker:

thebrotherswinchester:

you know what constantly blew my mind as a child

in movies when a character is looking straight into their reflection in a mirror

like

how does the camera not show up in the mirror

actually never mind about the whole “as a child” business i still haven’t figured this shit out

Two way mirrors.

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